Kentucky primary drinking game (with Oregon rules) [Politics Suck]

You may not be aware, but there’s another set of primaries tonight… sigh… oh well, if we’re on this extra long haul, might as well make the best of it. COED Magazine has this great drinking game using Kentucky bourbon, but to be fair to both states voting today, let’s add some Oregon rules.

So everywhere that it says to take a drink, if you’re playing by Oregon rules, take a medium sized bong hit or a big healthy toke off of a blunt. If you want to play by both sets of rules, take a drink and then a bong hit if you’re really looking to not make it into work tomorrow or you can just fill your bong up with Kentucky bourbon if you want to save some time. For instances where it requires you to take multiple drinks, set a baseline for 1 equivalent bong hit or toke and then just multiply that.

* 2 drinks: Someone plays with a touch-screen map
* 1 drink: Someone refers to “taking a look at the math,” or anything to do with math
* 3 drinks: A video clip from your candidate of choice plays
* 1 drink: Your candidate goes up a percentage point * 2 drinks: Your candidate goes down a percentage point
* 1 drink: Anytime an anchor mentions “white” or “working-class” voters
* 5 drinks: Someone suggests Hillary can still win
* Finish your drink: Primary called for any candidate
* Drunk dial an old friend: McCain wins both states
* Drunk dial a (black) friend: Obama wins both states
* Drunk dial your mom: Clinton wins both states

Via: COED Magazine