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Need an excuse to act like a jerk to see a girl’s nipples? It’s NippleGauge! [I Heart Kink]

May 13th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under

Have you ever been at the club and seen some cute girl and wished there was some stupid, clever way to get her to show you her nipples? Wished you had some stupid credit card sized piece of plastic to easily measure nipple size to break the ice? Want no more… NippleGauge is here.

NippleGauge is a small credit card sized piece of plastic with holes in it, representing different nipple sizes from “needle nips” to “grandes”. It’s the perfect gift for yourself or anyone else who’s enough of a jerk to go around a club asking women to see their nipples. And by jerk I mean, someone who’s not a complete wuss like myself. And assuming you’re somewhere where there’s girls that are uninhibited, slutty and/or drunk enough to be impressed by a piece of plastic with holes in it, in which case, they probably would have shown you tit without it.

Click here to learn all about NippleGauge. There is some NSFW stuff on the site, so careful at work.

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