Stomp my scale model trains and share in my imitation crab meat [Pic]
May 9th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
In this screenshot from Philly Craigslist, an older gentleman is looking for another gentleman to come over for some (non-gay) sensual touching, some sexy model train smashing and oh, he has imitation crab meat he wants you to take home once the whole thing is over. As in “I got molested by an old man while crushing his trains underfoot and all I got was this lousy imitation crab meat.”
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Pingback by CO-ED Magazine » Did Someone Forget Something? on 9 May 2008:
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Comment by phony on 9 May 2008:
Fake, it was posted by one of the front page writers for somethingawful.
Pingback by Did Someone Forget Something? - MyHotStar.Com on 9 May 2008:
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Comment by donghandle on 9 May 2008:
sorry, but yup, that guy is right..it’s fake: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/jo-buds-2.php
Comment by cranberryzero on 10 May 2008:
fake or not, it’s still hilarious.