Dildos from all over the animal kingdom [I Heart Kink]

April 21st, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
I Heart Kinky Shit

If you’re a dildo connoisseur, or if you’re just curious as to how other males in the animal kingdom are packing, Zoofur’s animal dildo collection might just be your thing.  Bored to death with human fists and giant human-shaped dongs?  Why not try getting fucked by a dolphin or a tiger or a dragon?

Thor, the gigantic horse dildo: Know someone with an orifice the length and breadth of a full grown man’s arm that just can’t get enough?  Thor is there for you.  Or if you need a hefty blunt weapon in case of zombie attack, I’m sure it would work for that purpose as well.

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Raptor dick: No one knows what a velociraptor’s penis looks like, but you can guess maybe– something mean and curved like one of it’s talons maybe?  Why the hell not.

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Dolphin surprise: Dolphins can be incredibly friendly or they can rape you to death, your choice.  There have been several stories of someone swimming with dolphins only to have a male decide that you’d be much more fun to anally rape than to swim with and the result is usually death.  It’s pretty rare, but it has happened.

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Bears are no picnic basket: The last thing you want when you’re out in the woods is to encounter an angry bear.  Even worse, to encounter a bear who wants to rape you with his giant parking brake-shaped dick.  Ouch.

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  1. Comment by Mike on 21 April 2008:

    haha

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