Hot chicks of the GOP. More or less. [Politics Suck]

The Republican Party– the party of George W. Bush, Rush Limbaugh, Jesse Helms and that guy from Idaho with the wide stance. The party of rich old white people and crazy young Christians. The party of anti-abortion, hawkish foreign policy and family values. These are the stereotypes. Despite the image that so many have of some crusty old cross-waving coot swimming in a pile of money giving hand jobs to giant corporations, did you know that there are also… women in the Republican party? Real, breathing women. Yessir!

So who’s hot and who’s not in the GOP? To get it out of the way, Ann Coulter is not hot. Far from it. Unless praying mantises are hot, but Coulter is not hot. She eats babies and steals souls. But who is? We’ve got the list.

Lucille Ball
Career: Actress, comedian
You may know her from: C’mon, if you don’t know who Lucille Ball is, there’s something wrong.

Mary Carey
Career: Porn actress, quasi-politician
You may know her from: Porn and her run for California governor in 2000.

Shannen Dougherty
Career: Actress
You may know her from: Beverly Hills 90210, Mallrats, Charmed

Shandi Finnessey
Career: Game show host, former Miss USA
You may know her from: Being Miss USA, hosting several crappy game shows on GSN.

Erika Harold
Career: Lawyer, former Miss America
You may know her from: Miss America 2003

Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Career: Former survivor and talk show co-host
You may know her from: Being little miss popular on Survivor, sharing coffee with Barbara Walters on The View

Heather Locklear
Career: Actress
You may know her from: Dynasty, TJ Hooker, Melrose Place, Spin City, being the central object of lust on Wayne’s World.

Michelle Malkin
Career: Republican pundit and loudmouth, runs the right-wing blog Hot Air

Mimi Miyagi
Career: Porn star, quasi-politician
You may know her from: Porn, her run in 2006 to be governor of Nevada. Jesus, what’s with porn stars and politics?

Lisa Kennedy Montgomery
Career: “Where are they now” former veejay for both MTV and VH1
You may know her from: MTV, where for much of the 90s, she was “that cool chick with the glasses”.

Condoleeza Rice
Career: Current US Secretary of State
You may know her from: CNN, Princess Sparkle Pony’s blog

Jane Russell
Career: Actress
You may know her from: Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, Turner Classic Movies

Jessica Simpson
Career: Actress
You may know her from: Tabloids, fake nudes on the Internet, Dukes of Hazzard the Movie

Terri Welles
Career: Former Playboy Playmate and super hot airline stewardess
You may know her from: Playboy