Cheesus - The Cheeto Jesus [I Heart Food]
A Youth Minister in Houston, Texas, chowing down on a bag of Cheetos, has discovered yet another image of a deity in an unusual place - Jesus in a Cheeto.

Personally, I think it looks more like Lt. Dan from Forrest Gump than Jesus. Suffice to say, the “Half Empty” blog folks may be on to something saying the Cheesus “puts those old school communion wafers to shame! Maybe the Vatican should come out with Ranch Style and Nacho flavored wafers to keep in the game. With dip in the Baptismal Font.”
In the immortal words of Homer Simpson, “Mmmm! Sacrilegious!”
Editor’s note: I used to have a Speak and Spell when I was a kid. One of the words it spoke was “cheeses”, but in its creepy voice it always sounded like “Jesus” and I found out that you don’t spell “cheeses” as J-E-S-U-S.
via: Half Empty, via KHOU.
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Comment by delsydsoftware on 25 March 2008:
It looks like someone committing ritual suicide with a knife from my perspective.