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Before roofies, there was Hai Karate [I Heart TV]

March 20th, 2008 • Related • Filed Under

Kids nowadays are so spoiled. If they want to score on a date, they can just drop some cheap Mexican tranquilizers in their date’s drink and it’s off to the races. Back in the late 60’s, unattractive men had to work a bit harder. They might have to settle for even more unattractive women, which just isn’t a fair compromise. Then along came Hai Karate, the aftershave so powerful that beautiful women will pounce on you at first sight. Only, they won’t be screaming for the police and kicking you in the balls this time around—They’re jonesing for your sad, pathetic little Johnson.

As a marketing twist, each bottle of Hai Karate came with a tiny manual covering self defense, so that you could survive the onslaught of horny women you would face on a regular basis. In reality, Hai Karate was some pretty cheap stuff. It may have rated slightly higher than Windex on the sexy aftershave scale. But, with an exciting name and a 5 cent pamphlet, how could it fail?

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