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You want new boobs? Here’s your new boobs. [I Heart Internets]

March 2nd, 2008 • Related • Filed Under

One of the best things about the Internet is the ability to bring people together… to bring together morons from all corner of the Earth in Yahoo Answers for example to share their idiocy in an attempt to solidify it into fact. Or… or, even better, to bring together those who want breast implants with those who want to donate to some random chick’s desire to get breast implants.

And on the seventh day, God created myfreeimplants.com, where those wishing upon themselves the scientific miracle of bigger boobs can have their mammarious adventures funded by complete strangers over the Internet.

So how does one get these free, mythical boob jobs? As far as I can tell, it’s just a matter of putting up your info and picture and waiting for a stalker um I mean benefactor to come along. As an added bonus to those paying for the boob jobs, you can request photos of your investment and get updates– so it’s sort of like the Christian Children’s Fund… except with boobs.

You’ll also get to see the excitement on the site itself, with well over 1100 testimonials to women who are so excited by their new implants, their exclamation point finger goes into convulsions: