IHC Movie Review: Blowjob School (NSFW) [I Heart Kinky Shit]

In 1980, well before the world was introduced to such film classics as Ski School and Dental School, France had the jump on everybody with the adult classic, Blowjob School.  I don’t need to tell you that this involves bad hairdos, cute French girls and blowjobs.

Oh yeah, to see the video above, which is NSFW, you’ll need to click on the faux-video to take you to YouPorn.

Okay class, can anyone tell me the proper way to slob a knob?

This is only a short clip from Blowjob School, but you get the basic idea– male professors get their manhood sucked by schoolgirls who follow a series of diagrams and the tutelage of a very harsh school mistress, who as it turns out, even in her late 1970s fugliness, seems to be a queen of the art of blowjobbery.

Like most adult films, there isn’t much of a plot– I don’t really know French, but it seems to start off with the headmaster stirring up a few lazy girls out in hammocks telling them it’s time for BJ classes to which they might be responding “Oh, blowjob time… again?  My jaw still hurts from this morning.”

From there, you see some girl, trying very hard to suck the chrome off the headmaster’s trailer hitch by following the helpful instructions on the wall, only to be told that she is no good and the teacher takes over while all the girls line up and watch.

Even with late 70s– early 80s film technology and stupid hairdos, Blowjob School shows itself to be a true classic of the genre, even outdoing many later Japanese schoolgirl films of the type.