Spam Poetry Open Mic [Bad Poetry Day]

Even though this isn’t from the original vaults of Bad Poetry Day, it fits right in. Right now, yur spam filter (or if you have Yahoo mail it’s called your inbox) is filled to the brim with spam emails promising big money at online casinos, bigger dicks, stronger erections, penny stocks, cheap Viagra and discount watches. But in that mess there is beauty– short, strange haiku-like verses just waiting to be read aloud in some dark coffee bar.

“The person was a good dancer.”
Every night
will be a hot steamy night
once you have
your 10 inch schlong

“To be payable”
for racist people to form
world-wide organizations…
they could
Canadian pharmacy:
short essays concerning my journey
as anew
and impressionable

“Former mistress of Klinton”
My Bill
lay concerning us
Harry Potter
was purchased
by pentkhaus

“Giving such stylish presents will make you happier”
Elegant way
to shop for presents
The supply
of these chic accessories
is coming to an end

“rebmosre”
improve your life
better health better meds
be ready for women desire,
8th march is almost here

“Let’s go and check it out”
main cyber surfing Medicine store
High Speed shipping
Largest possible Alternatives
No medicinal direction
considered necessary
What else can you think of?

“Stunning video without cowards Kylie Minogue”
Clara Morgane Shocking video
without cowards.
The mpeg4 is Interesting!
Only 1 day trial -
get this
Kick-up cd now!

“I carry a bazooka”
I carry a bazooka
in my pants,
walking around
Try that baby talk on me,
I’ll cold cock ya.

“As pictures”
Presently,
native art is internationally recognized
and cherished
warning
that virtual reality will create a nation
of violent

“her hereby”
loss of democratic control
and personal independence
into a
program’s
of navigating, interacting with various tools, objects

“lamore”
Going abroad?
Take blue-pills with you
and insure your potence!
Been drunk
and get with the girl?
Don’t try your luck,
insure yourself with blue-pill!