The newest hotness in Japanese phys ed: Sexual Position Training [JapanWTF]

If the boy in that picture looks really stoked while the girl looks really bored and waiting for the whole thing to be over, it’s because they’re engaged in the hot new course in Japanese PE classes– sexual position training, so those looks are probably a mandatory part of the exercise.

The Japanese ministry of education consists of three main departments, the smallest of which is concerned with how and what to teach and has a national budget of around $6.54 per annum. The largest department controls who to promote next, which considers factors such as how old they are and… well, nothing else actually. Another department is basically just a think-tank for how to fuck up the foreign teachers, like how to reduce their holidays and make their daily lives miserable.

It seems that that this year the department of how and what to teach was given a record $5 investment to figure out how to increase Japan’s declining birth rate and general lack of interest in sex - at least, lack of interest in sex with your partner; studies show a 317% increase in loli demand and 185% increase in the use of sexual services. The department of how and what to teach, by which I mean the one homeless jack-off that it consists of, has therefore been busy implementing the so-called “position training”. Second graders and up will divert time away from “ceremony and bowing practice” lessons for these additional physical education classes.

Via: SecretJapan