A robot that massages breasts– welcome to the future [I Heart Tech]

First they put robots in factories and I said nothing… then robots started the tedious chore of vacuuming and I said nothing… but now, robots want to take over the noble task of copping a feel and this atrocity must be nipped in the bud.

From a company in China, this robotic bra from hell claims to be “capable to give physical massage to human breast the way professional massagers do.”  I had no idea there were professional breast massagers, but if that’s offered at your local community college, it’s recommended you sign up.

Here’s a video of a real breast massage in action. It may be NSFW, but compare it to that robotic action… I think you’ll agree that real hands on real boobs is no match:

Real:

Robot:

The inventor lists a multitude of reasons as to why women want– nay, need– to get groped by a pair of pink robotic pasties:

1. Girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast.

2. Women who received surgery in the breast, desire to have a faster and better recovery.

3. Mothers, who are nursing babies, want to release the pain and to accelerate the secretion of breast milk.

4. Female who is having the period, want to release the swelling pain of breasts.

5. Women who want to lower the incidence of mastopathies.

6. Women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves.

7. Women who want to improve the quality of their sex activities.

8. Women who want to have pretty breasts.

Are those actually good reasons to have robotic hands clasped around you, feeling up your lady lumps?

Via: InventorSpot