Website review: Hobosexual.com [I Heart Internets]

Who? Why? What the fuck? These are the words that blaze through my mind when I see that hobosexual.com not only in fact exists, but is not a parody and serves to do exactly what you think it might– expose people to the salty, seedy world of man on man dirty hobo love.

“Hobosexual” is one of those words that I’ve always sort of wondered if there was an occupied domain for. However, since I have other things to do, I never bothered to check, though I do know for a fact that uglytranniesonpooltables.com isn’t yet taken.

From the creator of Hobosexual:

“I was raised to pray to, fear and worship images of old men with long flowing beards like God and Santa Claus. These were father figures that were forced into my young mind at an early age. So now I chase men with white beards. Now these religious wack jobs call me a sodomite and a sinner for being homosexual. It was their book and conditioning that taught me how to love and worship men.”

Hobosexual isn’t really a hobo porn site unto itself– it’s mainly about advocating the hard-working hairy man love lifestyle with plenty of links to explicit hobosexual porn (and no, they are not associated in any way with Bum Fights– they just want to make that clear) and shit, that’s fine by me, whatever you want to do, but I can’t help but think that this is a site whose existence shouldn’t surprise me but yet it does.

Yes, and there’s Jesus… plenty of Jesus at Hobosexual… which again, shouldn’t be surprising since Jesus was essentially a hobo– transient, dirty and always spouting some crazy rant.

So if you like your men rough, hairy and reeking of hard work, whiskey and soot, then congratulations– you’ve just found your new home on the internets.

If you’re curious or whatever the hell, you can find some VERY NSFW hobo action by Googling hobosexual.com. Because if you think I want the spam traffic from linking it from here, you’re fucking crazy.