13 videos of people getting hit in the balls [Video]

This is the whole reason YouTube was invented and why America’s Funniest Home Videos can eat a bowl of dicks. Because America demands videos of people getting hit in the balls. It’s our right and privilege. Let the ball-smashing commence…

I bet this kid will never stand that close to the plate again.

Here, let me show you this great pool trick… just stand right there… no closer.

You don’t get a really good glimpse of soccer player Fabio Cannavaro getting his jewels smashed, but that doesn’t appear to be faked.

This guy probably thinks he’s super cool like Tony Hawk… until he cracks his nuts with his skateboard.

Guy gets hit in the balls on the way to work

Kids gets hit in the beans while playing hackey sack. The sound he makes is fucking priceless.

Getting hit in the balls by a line drive. “It’s not fucking funny!” Oh, I beg to differ.

Idiot rich kids like this should punch each other in the balls more often. Just saying.

Ask and you shall receive:

And again with a line drive to the boys. Kids, balls and line drives just don’t mix.

This one is sort of subtle– right near the end of this dance routine, you get a glimpse of the kid in blue gets a foot square in the cod.

Again, nothing– absolutely nothing is funnier than hitting your friend in the balls with an out of control pool shot.

And last but not least, another skater wannabe who loses his chance to have kids on the edge of a ramp.