School sucks. These science projects suck. [I Heart Tech]
Every year, kids all over the country are forced to do stupid fucking science experiments, put their idiot quasi-results on a piece of cardboard and call it a day. Here we have a collection of 41 of the most hilariously awful science fair photos. Looking at these, it makes one realize how awful it was to be a kid…
Ewww… the bodies of infidels are all over us.
Animal magnetism… he has it.
The science here is which one of their mothers drank cleaning agents while she was pregnant. If you said both, you win.
The one on the left looks like he should already have a wife, several kids, a trailer and a collapsed La-Z-Boy.
Any teacher should just fail a kid for just bringing up creationism as a topic for a science fair project. Seriously. Fail, get the fuck out of my class.
If you have to ask… well, just look at them.
You have died and lost all your possessions. Start Over? Y /N
Nice half eaten Hot Pocket. Your grade was just dropped like it was hot.
I’m so sad… all I do all day is think about… sigh… electric worms.
Does exercising effect… your ability to look like a junior Mafioso?
This asshole did this science project just because he thought the name was funny, then probably did nothing else until the night before when he was like “Fuck! Mom! Take me Wal-Mart!”
Materials: Fat guy, Mars. Conclusion: Fat people eat Mars rocks.
Is that really his project or was someone like “Ha ha, come over here and stand next to this science project, Troutballs”.
This is one of those chicks that I would have totally been about in 9th grade– until you actually get to know them and realize they’re a vicious, cold, emotionless bitch who has nothing on her mind but getting into Harvard. No, I’m not bitter.
If you can go back in time, grab Barry Manilow while he’s young and come back and have him as part of your science project, well fuck– A+.
Help! Our incredibly shitty science project is going to cause us to have to repeat the 8th grade!
Not exactly um… science is it?
I’ve got your hot dog effects right here.
My guess is that both of them are currently desperately waiting for a pancreas transplant. Therefore, excellent project.
Is bigger better? Your mom thinks so.
Mmmm… Levar Burton recommends only real Juicy Beans® 
These days, this picture should probably be grounds for school lockdown, arrests and a Congressional investigation.
I left a stain on your mom. Oh, I used a mom joke already. Well fuck it, this kid was asking for it.
Oh hi… I’m making the internets, wanna watch? I just hacked a Yahoo chatroom noob.
I dunno, this might actually be a decent project. Stupid fucking name, though.
Beware! This chick may be harboring mosquito larvae in her gums.
Hey there. I’ve got this Barry White CD in the back of my van… and a puppy, too.
I’m convinced that kid has no idea that the name of his project might be in any way humorous.
But it’s got what plants crave!
I hope this kid gets punched in the face every single day of his 8th grade life, because one day he’ll be making 6 figures and forcing your own kids to work for minimum wage.
Thats an awesome sweater, that is all.
Nice pants there, Gaylord.
These girls put way too fucking time slinging puff paint and way too little time on science. That much is obvious from here.
Yes. Yes, it does. You win.
Apparently the future has something to do with… Jews? JEWS… OF… THE… FUTURE!
Uh, wait what? Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention, I was thinking about Hot Pockets and CoD.
Oh Jesus, I’m so wasted it looks like she’s got a 3 ft long chin. I need to stop drinking, really I do.
OMG girlfriend, that’s like such an awesome science project I just kno you’ll win.
Please, Nintendo Wii… I swear if you let me beat Mario Galaxy just one time, you’ll be the best god ever. Please, Nintendo Wii.
Photos via: Photobasement
Email This Post
Print This Post
Loading ...
Oh, man! He's getting his shoes dirty. 
To :) ... Thank you sir for your fantastic contribution to the internet. 
I actually am the one who uploaded this to YouPorn.. it's actually a clip from Les Petites Ecolieres.. I highly ...
dana carvey as dick cheney
http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/16/vlcsnap7130006yo3.jpg 
Nice site. There 
1,000,000,000,002,000 would have been when Al Gore, Fry, Deep Blue, Stephen Hawking, Nichelle Nicholls and Gary Gygax finish playing Dungeons ...
Umm... are you going to credit David Wong and the fine people at cracked.com by you know saying that this ...
Just a way for blizz to make more money...
Pingback by Nintendo Wii - Information on the Nintendo Wii » School sucks. These science projects suck. [I Heart Tech] on 19 February 2008:
[…] sucks. These science projects suck. [I Heart Tech] unknown wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptOMG girlfriend, that’s like such an […]
Comment by dmojo on 20 February 2008:
Wow. Using kids as targets for sarcasm. You are so funny! It’s not like they are learning any lessons about planning, presentation, research, public speaking or teamwork. Stupid kids! Look how fat and unattractive they are! Look how dumb their projects look! Everyone is fair game!
I love making fun of others so that I can feel better about my own pathetic existence.
Loser.
Comment by Anon on 20 February 2008:
^ Learn to develop a sense of humour.
I remember back in Grade 9 (a long time ago now) my science fair project was fucking awful. Looking at these makes me laugh, and cringe at the same time, as I know how much effort these kids put into something that’s ultimately going to be shite.
Comment by Anon on 20 February 2008:
@dmojo
Dude, seriously, if you can’t laugh at this then what the hell is your problem? It’s not really that offensive, it’s humor for the sake of humor. Get a sense for it alright and lighten up a bit.
Internetz iz not such srs bizness az u beleve.
Comment by doc on 20 February 2008:
fucking classic
Comment by dingus on 20 February 2008:
This was funnier when Something Awful did it months ago.
Comment by Anon on 20 February 2008:
dmojo, why do I get the feeling you are in one of the pictures above?
Sorry about yoru dead plant, hope you got to drink the rest of that mountain dew.
Comment by Tim G on 20 February 2008:
dmojo,
I see your point. That Barry Manilow snipe was highly offensive.
Comment by TLP on 20 February 2008:
dmojo above needs to get himself some electrolytes or somethin’
he should try Brawndo. It’s got what cows crave!
Comment by Turdpuncher on 20 February 2008:
Electro worms kid is adorable. I’m surprised these kids are so old, though. We did this stuff in elementary school- the high school age kids should be writing papers, not gluing paper to cardboard and sprinkling glitter.
Pingback by Pre-Season Results: The Cruelest Blow Yet… « Center Holds It on 20 February 2008:
[…] is so simple: find photographs of high school students caught in one of their worst moments - e.g. presenting projects at the Science Fair - and memorialize it by highlighting out the very worst in those photographs. Magical. I will […]
Comment by Forsythe on 20 February 2008:
Dunno, I’m kinda with dmojo - the 1st one, especially, is stupid and based on pure racial/religious mockery, and kinda sets expectations for the rest of them. “Oooh, let’s make a Muslim joke!” - c’mon, really. They’re not all in that vein tho - the “is bigger better?” one cracked me up, f’rinstance.
Comment by dude on 20 February 2008:
This was Hilarious! Best laugh I’ve had all day.. no one should feel bad about the comments, because well we’ve all done shi77y projects like this and looked stupid.. remember? or did your tapeworm project end up going horribly wrong? in that case I sympathize with you.
Comedy Gold! 5 thumbs up
Comment by Zendog on 20 February 2008:
I wish I had a picture of my grade 9 science project, The Effects of Electricity on E.S.P. lifted right from the first Ghostbusters movie. I had my brother guess what card I was holding and shocked him (with the guts of an electric cigarette lighter) every time he got one wrong, then made up results to show that electricity improved his psychic ability. My teacher thought it was hilarious but I was the only one not invited to display their project in the gym.
Comment by LOL on 20 February 2008:
Funniest shit ever, this kids are dumb as hell.
Comment by Froggle on 21 February 2008:
Umm, this was copied almost verbatim from www.photobasement.com who posted the same thing a day before I Heart Chaos.
Comment by Dillhole on 21 February 2008:
Uh, the photos yes are from photobasement… the captions, copy etc are not. hardly “almost verbatim”… you win at the internets.
Pingback by Fridays Insanity « Madnessletters on 21 February 2008:
[…] tangible example of what our pathetic school system is producing. Be very afraid China and India are […]
Comment by delsydsoftware on 21 February 2008:
Even in this day and age, with access to computers and high quality printers, kids still can’t make a science project that looks worth a damn. It also looks like the topics are a bit more broad. How the fuck is Laser Wars a science project topic? Comparing the wear patterns on your mom’s douchebags would make a better science project.
Comment by scigrl on 22 February 2008:
ok, then im mean. i thought it was hilarious. i can remember my 5th grade sci project. i had the worst hair and mom was still buying my clothes so i wore a gray and pink jumper. the project was ‘how glue works.’ i was like the kid who started working the night before– only there was no walmart to run to. and to this day, i still have no idea how glue works. but i had myself convinced i had a winner and was devastated when i lost. thanks for the happy mems!
i so don’t want to be a kid again.
Comment by Exalia on 24 February 2008:
>Please, Nintendo Wii… I swear if you let me beat Mario Galaxy just one time, you’ll be the best god ever. Please, Nintendo Wii.
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FAIL AT THE EASIEST GAME EVER??? Bowser was the easiest boss ever.
Pingback by Link Dump | afx on 27 March 2008:
[…] Terribly Awesome/Awesomely Terrible Science Fair Projects […]
Comment by mymalifexx on 1 April 2008:
LOL my penis is small.