Website review: mymasturbation [I Heart Internets]

mymasturbation.com is a pretty simple concept: invite the teeming Internets hordes to anonymously tell their stories of what gets them off when they’re all by their lonesome. What you might expect is that there’s a million different creative, unique ways that people do it. While hooking a car battery to your nuts might work for someone, it might not for someone else. Caution: This site may be NSFW. It doesn’t have any pics, but it does get pretty raunchy.

What does mymasturbation.com teach us?

That maybe, just maybe there are actual females present in the Yahoo! adult chatrooms. Uh, maybe:

Or that Boy Scout camp can be more than just smores and knot-tying:

You can also learn new uses for plastic tubing… like using it to bong your own cum:

You may not have known that coming on your mom’s shoe can be an awkward experience:

Or that a heavy metal tool cabinet or metal clamps can be a wonderful masturbation devices:

Or even that headbanging plus pomade is like omgwow:

That’s what friends are for:

I agree totally… sometimes, I too just can’t help fisting myself:

Zip it, zip it good:

You want more? Ooooh lordy there’s more. Hundreds of stories more over at mymasturbation.com. Link.