Incinernate, don’t just Illuminate [I Heart Tech]
When you were a kid, or hell– just last week– you were probably holding a flashlight to your hand thinking “oh hell yeah, I so wish this thing could burn the crap out of people… I’d carry it around just for protection just to see the look of shock on someone’s face when they get their eyeballs burnt out of their skull while they try to mug me.” Yeah, I know I’ve had that thought.
Now Wicked Lasers has broken bad and come out with the 4100 lumen flashlight. 4100 lumens. That’s enough to burn paper, plastic or wood. Or maybe give someone a very uncomfortable hot spot on their face. This Guiness Book-ready flashlight can also light a cigarette or fry a fucking egg if you’re so inclined, as long as you can fry the egg in its 15 minute battery life.
Source: I4U
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