How to: Keep those darn kids off your bumper [How To]
January 21st, 2008 • Related • Filed Under
You know the problem– those darn kids latching onto the bumper of your car, trying to get a free ride. So what to do about these unruly hooligans? Give ‘em the shocker and let them nurse their tiny burned fingers on the side of the road while you take your lady to the movies.
According to this diagram, it’s as easy as hooking your bare metal bumper up to your car battery and watch the hilarity ensue. Just don’t get too close to your bumper while you’re wearing shorts. And maybe disconnect it if you have kids. Or pets. Or old people. Or if you’ve got to replace the bumper on your car.
If you don’t have a solid metal bumper, then you’re out of luck. Maybe install some spinning sawblades or something.
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