We've always heard about how radio and television signals from Earth are sailing farther and farther off into space, so that some aliens on a distant star, if they were monitoring these signals would be watching I Love Lucy or The Honeymooners, but with this handy graphic, it's pretty awesome to see exactly where those TV signals of years gone by may be currently. For example it's great to know that people living around Alpha Centuri are currently reliving the Janet Jackson nipple slip and no doubt they're as horrified as we all were.

Supergirl has always been a bit of a tart, dressing like a sexy schoolgirl for pretty much all of her existence. But no more. DC editor Matt Idleson apparently made a decree not too long ago that he "never wants to see Supergirl's panties again." Apparently, she'll be wearing red shorts underneath her mini-skirt from now on.

These are some clips from the 1994 documentary "Wildwood, NJ" about the skank that is New Jersey. Those are some sexy Jersey girls. Love the hair. Love it.

After the merger of Russia's largest gas company with Nigeria's largest gas company, many are left scratching their heads over the name of the new company-- Nigaz. The name is meant to be an amalgamation of 'Nigeria' and 'Gazprom', pronounced 'nye-gaz', but if you can't see the problem with it, perhaps you haven't spent that much time on the internet.

From netwt75g via the Submission Queue:

"Girls wearing skirts and stockings are a common delicacy in Japan and it has resulted in the fundamental Zettai Ryouiki.  Zettai Ryouiki states the optimal skirt to flesh to stockings ratio, broken into grades, to maximize viewing pleasure."

Learn more here, with lots of helpful pics, you know, for illustration purposes only.

Tired of the world not believing that you're a chemical engineer just because you don't have a lab coat and a flask? Well now you can let the whole world know with the Chemical Engineer Kit. Comes with... lab coat and flask. From TheSuperPan via the Submission Queue.

The latest issue of Runner's World magazine has a pretty decent photospread of Alaskan governor and almost VPILF Sarah Palin decked out in some lovely spandex-ish running shorts. She may be dumb as a brick, but I'd hit it like an angry moose. You can see the whole photo shoot here, including the photo below of Sarah with an American flag that's got the Daily Kos with their panties all in a twist. Because the flag is being "desecrated". Dirty commies.

Just in case you were wondering, Ed Hebb, a volunteer at the Henry Ford Estate, shows how to start and drive a Ford Model T. Looks like a real pain in the ass. Via: BoingBoing