IHC After Dark music: David Lynch “Good Day Today”

Lynch is what turns all my evenings into mornings and vice versa.

IHC After Dark short films: “LSD ABC”

Money shredding alarm clock gives you a real incentive to wake the fuck up

Are you too heavy on the snooze button? Need a real, tangible reason to wake up I’m the morning? How about an alarm clock that starts shredding your money if you don’t wake up in time? Granted, you can be a puss and not actually load it up with money, but then what’s the point? This is just a prototype, but you can already buy something similar from ThinkGeek… an alarm clock that is connected to your credit or debit card that automatically donates money to your least favorite charity if you don’t get up. Sleeping late has never been so cruel.

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Miss Utah really understands the issues facing women today

And like maps and such.

Check out the trailer for ‘The Wolf of Wall Street’

Oh look, Leonardo DiCaprio plays another rich twat.

That time in the 1990s when Louis CK made toilet art for MTV

In this early ‘90s clip, Louis takes a jab at MTV saying, “Basically, see, MTV will show you a lot of crap, and they’ll tell you it’s art.” Truer today than ever.

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James Joyce reads from ‘Ulysses’ from 1924

As Open Culture explains, this rare 1924 recording of Joyce reading from the Aeolus episode of the novel was arranged and financed by his friend and publisher Sylvia Beach, who brought him by taxi to the HMV (His Master’s Voice) gramophone studio in the Paris suburb of Billancourt. She writes in her memoir, Shakespeare & Company:

Joyce had chosen the speech in the Aeolus episode, the only passage that could be lifted out of Ulysses, he said, and the only one that was “declamatory” and therefore suitable for recital. He had made up his mind, he told me, that this would be his only reading from Ulysses.

I have an idea that it was not for declamatory reasons alone that he chose this passage from Aeolus. I believe that it expressed something he wanted said and preserved in his own voice. As it rings out–”he lifted his voice above it boldly”–it is more, one feels, than mere oratory.

Pair with these rare 1935 illustrations for Ulysses by none other than Henri Matisse. 

What would happen if Superman punched you in the face?

Earlier today, someone asked why Superman doesn’t have the best fighting technique. The short answer is that he doesn’t have to, unlike mortals like Bruce Lee and Batman. Vsauce gives a more complete answer as to what would happen if Superman unleashed the full force of a super punch on your face.