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Her undies say Hello Kitty, but I know what that really means wink wink [The Daily Hotness]

A hot blonde in her Hello Kitty undies shows off her love for Japan’s favorite giant-eyed feline. But watch out! Those Kitty underoos could come off at any time! Oh noes!

12May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
The Daily Hotness
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Meet Gregg Valentino, the man whose arm exploded [Stupid]

This clip is from a show on TLC called The Man Whose Arm Exploded, about former world-record bodybuilder Gregg Valentino and his extreme steroid use that led to his right arm filling up with puss and blood and all sorts of nasty shit and how much fun (?!) dealing steroids is.  The lesson here kids […]

11May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
I Heart TV, Stupid, The More You Know, Videos
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Today is Mother’s Day and it’s MILFtastic: Five hot celebrity MILFs [The Daily Hotness]

Today on Mother’s Day, we don’t want to celebrate your mom. I don’t know your mom, but she’s probably a nagging bitch. Instead, we’ve got a very special Daily Hotness with a collection of super hot celebrity MILFs. We love hot moms.

11May2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
I Heart Top 10s, The Daily Hotness
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Happy Mother’s Day. Here’s a film about rape starring dogs [The More You Know]

As one way to celebrate the Hallmark holiday of Mother’s Day, here’s a short film about the dangers of rape starring talking dogs in clothes. Wow, people used to be fucking weird. Why is this relevant to Mother’s Day? Hell, you may have been conceived out of rape– you never know.

11May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
The More You Know, Videos
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Laura Bush, George Bush and Laura Bush’s bush (NSFW) [Pic]

Bush isn’t just her last name, it’s her philosophy– big, fluffy and hairy– that’s how Laura likes to roll.

11May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
IHC Pic of the Day, Politics Suck
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Hold me closer tiny dancer [The Daily Hotness]

A gorgeous ballerina in quiet contemplation by photographer Katrina Stranger.

11May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
The Daily Hotness
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Old and busted: Star Wars Kid … New hotness: Wii Fit Kid [I Heart Internets]

The Star Wars Kid is soooo yesterday.  Exercise is cool and all, but do you really have to tape your chunky ass jogging on a Wii Fit like a fucking epileptic retard?  OH THE MAN TITTIES!  Oh and the audio may sound a little porno-ish if you’re not watching.

10May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
I Heart Internets, I Heart Video Games, Videos
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The best of poorly translated Indian music videos [I Heart Music]

Indians fucking love their music videos.  Everything in India has some sort of music video attached to it, I think.  And since I’m guessing you probably don’t speak Hindi, the next best thing is to watch some of these Indian music videos translated into what they sound like in English.  COME SEE ME EAT NIPPLES. […]

10May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
I Heart Internets, I Heart Music, Videos
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Portal plus beer equals lots and lots of beer [I Heart Games]

Some clever Cafepress user has created the ultimate accessory for an Orange Box loving beer drinker– the Portal stein. Beer comes out of the tap through one portal and out another into your mug.

10May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
I Heart Video Games
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How to: Survive a street fight in 8 easy steps [How To]

Face it. At some point in your life, there’s the very real possibility you might be involved in an all-out street brawl. Don’t believe me? Well, friend when you’re staring down the business end of a lead pipe in a back alley, don’t say you weren’t warned.

10May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
How To
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Save a pixilated raptor from extinction in Dino Run [I Heart Games]

This little game from PixelJam shouldn’t be as much fun as it is– run, jump, run, repeat… all to save a little yellow 8-bit dinosaur from the oncoming poisonous black cloud of extinction. But the controls are good, the suspense is there– all perfect for wasting a few precious minutes of your weekend.

10May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
I Heart Internets, I Heart Video Games
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Photo Chaos 4: Return of the Chaos [Photo Chaos]

Damn, where did April go?  All of April went by without a Photo Chaos… so here’s a crapload of pics dumped on you to make up for it.

10May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Featured, Photo Chaos
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2 Girls, 1 Cup: the tattoo [Pic]

Wow.  Try explaining that one to the grandkids some day.  “You see, there was this video on what we called at the time ‘the internet’…”  Possibly NSFW.

10May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
I Heart Internets, IHC Pic of the Day
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Black and white and nothing else but a corset [The Daily Hotness]

What’s the perfect thing to start the weekend? A hot blonde in nothing but a corset, that’s what.

10May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
The Daily Hotness
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Tim Gunn on the heinous fashion crimes of FLDS polygamy [News]

In this clip, Mo Rocca interviews fashion guru Tim Gunn on the only crimes the Texas FLDS polygamy sect is guilty of– crimes of fashion.  Schoolmarm buns are so 19th century.  And those solid color muslin ankle length dresses?  Hideous.  Really, mainstream media news reporting has gone to hell anyway, so why not just go […]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
News, Videos
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More new WoW: Wrath of the Lich King info than you could shake an Unstoppable Force at [WoW]

Recently IncGamers was invited to see a slew– A SLEW I TELL YOU– of new WotLK gameplay trailers, videos and screenshots. So the last round of alpha testing blurry screenshots were pretty crappy yes, but this should more than make up for it.

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 3 comments | Continued
IHC and WoW
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Los Simpson: Your daily dose of Aye Carumba WTFMexico [I Heart TV]

Perhaps we need a WTFMexico category… time will tell.  In this short clip from some Mexican daytime show, the Simpsons are re-done as real-life characters with severely creepy effect.  I don’t speak a word of Spanish which somehow makes the whole thing scarier– like how do I know they’re not saying “Let’s jump out of […]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 2 comments | Continued
I Heart TV, Videos
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Will a Wiimote blend? [I Heart Tech]

It’s been a while since I’ve seen a new Will it Blend? video.  The shelf life on these brilliant little viral videos is closing in, but we can have one more before the fun is over.  Will a Wiimote blend?  You know damn well it will, in a Blendtec® blender.

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Dept. of Advertising Nonsense, I Heart Tech, I Heart Video Games, Videos
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Gorgeous poetry written by blacking out newspapers [Bad Poetry Day]

Absolutely stunning poetry created by blacking out all but a few choice words on newspaper pages. Great stuff.

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 0 comments | Continued
Art, Bad Poetry Day
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Mmmm boy… chicken fried bacon [I Heart Food]

Down in Snook, Texas, at a little place called Sodolack’s Original Country Inn, you can not only get bacon, but you can get bacon that’s been deep fried with a side of white gravy.  This stuff just looks heart-stopping good.  And as they say in the video, it’s your right as an American to eat […]

9May2008 | cranberryzero | 1 comment | Continued
I Heart Food, Videos