I Heart Chaos

Since CBZ is still whoring it up at the White House, I figured I would do civic duty and actually post something today. Tada, a picture of a lion with some dolphins.

tinypenguininja:

Picture I took in a church I was exploring with friends.

posted 19 May, 2013
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I don’t normally do fan art, like ever, but Adventure Time is too hard to resist some times. This is my 3rd one, and my favorite character. Who the fuck doesn’t love the Duke of Nuts?

King’s County Bar in Brooklyn to Host Smallest Penis Contest

According to a Craigslist ad seeking “less endowed men” to prove that “good things can come in small packages,” the contest will be “pageant style” and involve “talent, evening wear, and swimsuit elements.”

posted 19 May, 2013
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sexy

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sexy

People like you…

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posted 19 May, 2013
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Sunday morning comics: Gentlemen of the Senate

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This sphinx looks like a sorority girl after a long night

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posted 19 May, 2013
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posted 18 May, 2013
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Meanwhile, in a pineapple under the sea…

Kids can be so inventive.

IHC After Dark: That’s just gym-nasty!

Has anyone here that works in retail had to deal with a shoplifter? I encountered my first thief the other day and it didn't go very well at all. I get that a lot of folks don't care about their huge corporation but I work at a small business & tried to confront the guy....he ended up getting away with his stealing. Anyways, any stories, advice, thoughts? — asked by Anonymous

Tackle him and beat the shit out of him.

SatanHimself here! If CBZ is away, let's have some fun this weekend. To cleanse our weekend palate, I ask everyone: "What is the BEST thing ever". Have fun with it. — asked by Anonymous

Good idea! My idea for the best thing ever: The little tingles in my toes after an orgasm. How about you?